Shipping
Orders are generally shipped within 2 to 3 days. (give/take a day or so for weekends, holidays, unpleasant weather, extra pleasant weather, nuclear war, plagues, restlessness, grumpiness, and/or slacking off)
All shipments are made via the U.S. Postal Service. U.S. orders are sent Priority or Express Mail and International orders are sent Airmail.
If any items in your order are on backorder, your order will be shipped as soon the items are available. Backordered shirts are generally back in stock within a couple weeks. Other items may be a little longer.
Returns
Returns will be accepted for items returned in new condition within 30 days. Shirts must be UNWORN and UNWASHED to qualify. Shipping costs will not be refunded.
Contact us for further instructions.
Exchanges
If you need to exchange something, please Contact us. Items must be returned in new condition. Shirts must be UNWORN and UNWASHED to be exchanged. Shipping costs are your responsibility.



