Shipping & Returns

SHIPPING

Orders are generally shipped within 2 to 3 days. (give or take a day or so for weekends, holidays, unpleasant weather, extra pleasant weather, nuclear war, plagues, restlessness, grumpiness, and/or slacking off)

All shipments are made via the U.S. Postal Service.

Shipping prices are calculated in Step 2 of the checkout process after you have entered your address. Hopefully in the near future the site will gain a simple estimater in the cart page, but for now you'll have to enter an address.

Shipping for a single shirt to an address in the US is usually about $3-$6 depending on shipping option and location.

RETURNS

Returns will be accepted for items returned in new condition within 30 days. Shirts must be UNWORN and UNWASHED to qualify. Shipping costs will not be refunded.

Contact us for further instructions.